I found this amusing tale on the internet, and it’s too good not to share! Someone went their 92-year-old father to the mall the other day to purchase some new sneakers. After that, they opted to eat at the food court.
While sitting there, the father couldn’t help but notice a teen next to him with wild hair, and what followed next would make you laugh out loud.
Prepare for some classic granddad humor!
Okay, here is how the tale hoes: I’m not sure if that happened or was made up, but it’s simply great!
“I brought my dad to the mall the other day to get some new sneakers (he’s 92). We opted to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teen seated next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in a variety of hues, including green, red, orange, and blue. My father continued staring at him. Every time the adolescent looked, he found him watching.”
When the youngster had had enough, he sarcastically said, “What’s the matter, old man, you’ve never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my father, I swallowed my food quickly so that I wouldn’t choke on his response, which I knew would be good. In classic form, he responded without blinking an eye.
I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock, and I was just wondering if you were my son!
